Magic Spongers

'Anyone going to tackle him?' When this blog was very young and trying to be a serious collection of articles about what was, ...

'Jake f*cking WHO?' It might feel a bit 'same shit, different year', but there are changes afoot for the ways in which...

The quietest man in football If anyone was in any doubt who the ladies and gentlemen of the fourth estate’s favourite football manage...

"Yes, I WILL be doing this every week." Close season transfer speculation/gossip/bullshit, for me, reached its zenith in the ...

"More of the same lads." A swing of David Beckham’s (RIP) right boot, a flash of Alan Shearer’s not-as-bald-or-boring-back-th...

"The watch comes with the job son." Mulleted bunder-inducer and Hannah Montana’s dad, aka Billy Ray Cyrus, may well have unwi...

"By my calculations, we are only about £100m away..." This week, Roberto Mancini moved into what was surely an unassailable p...