Magic Spongers

"Lads I can't use it to check where your Uber is" Now the dust has settled on the group stages, let’s address some of ...

"Come on lads. Group cry." To the tune of (We are Sailing) by Rod Stewart:  “No one likes us. No one likes us.   No one li...

"More of the same lads." A swing of David Beckham’s (RIP) right boot, a flash of Alan Shearer’s not-as-bald-or-boring-back-th...

"I'm not saying Italy are shit, but..." The national football team of Greece’s collective theme seems to be that of a s...

"Park your bus on THIS" We welcome back the ever-excellent Rich Hall to kick off our Euro 2012 coverage. Expect cagey affair...

David Bernstein kicks a ball at a child (presumably), yesterday As half of the universe was hanging on the future of potentially the mo...

Completing an international hat-trick, here's Twisted Blood 's Andi Thomas. I suspect, deep down, it was the shirts. Euro ‘96 w...

Two. Now better than one. Claude Makelele is furious. ‘Zut alors!’, he bellows, as he thunders round the bowels of Clairefontaine crunchin...

A German man watches football, yesterday With the World Cup in full swing, there’s barely time to take a break from watching all the games t...