Magic Spongers

The new-look Old Trafford,  post-covid-19 Well, it only took a pandemic that has seen more than half the world’s population on lock...

The quietest man in football If anyone was in any doubt who the ladies and gentlemen of the fourth estate’s favourite football manage...

"This header's going to get more coverage than Welbeck's even though it's arguably not as good." We’ve been do...

Nietzsche watching Macclesfield Town It’s no secret, when you’re in the market for a new manager (as most clubs seem to find themselves...

Says it all really doesn't it Not since the abbreviation LOL was created by a tosser have three consecutive letters riled me as much a...

Amid the almost plaintive geeing up from the stands at White Hart Lane, Real Madrid fans at one end of the ground could be heard bellowing ...

'No, I don't know what happened to that unicorn' Well bugger me, it’s the Champions League this week. AGAIN. Where are we up to...

If you had a checklist of 'allegations levelled at Cristiano Ronaldo' (in a football sense), you'd normally be able to put a ti...

“Poverty wants much, but avarice, everything.” So said the Roman author Publilius Syrus. Fast-forward more than two millennia and the wise s...

Sometimes, in certain situations, with certain people, you just have to sit back, take your hat off and admire. I caught myself doing exactl...

So it wasn't goalless after all. Jose Mourinho added another notch to his tactical bedpost with only his third career victory over Barce...

Mighty Morphin' Power DICKHEAD Ironically for Jose Mourinho, last night was the night Chelsea became the jilted lover. From instig...