Magic Spongers

Oh GOODY With our record-breaking* Dickheads series out of the way, it’s time to get back to our pastiched, holier-than-thou, tiradey ways....

"Just do what the fuck you want"  After a couple of weeks of nostalgia and pretending to be grown-ups, we thought it about time ...

'No, I don't know what happened to that unicorn' Well bugger me, it’s the Champions League this week. AGAIN. Where are we up to...

The FUTURE of England We’re up on the Mount again, get ready for the sermon everyone. We wouldn’t have had to do this if Gareth bloody Sout...

"My squad is 'this' big. So FUCK OFF" Magic Spongers doesn’t often identify with Premier League managers, but in Ian Holl...

Here at Magic Spongers, we’ve never been ones to shirk the challenge of launching a stream of invective at anyone/thing we feel needs a dre...

Partisan Alert : Fresh from banging his head against a wall for 48 hours, Rob has finally found the words to mouth off about Scotland'...

Warning: This article contains themes and images some readers may find upsetting. There is a genuine panic engulfing England’s tree surge...

5 idiots. Yesterday. Or today. Or WHATEVER. If you think you live somewhere a bit shit because the drunk man outside your window didn’...