Magic Spongers

'Two plus two equals HARRY FOR ENGLAND' More bewildering news from the world of autobiographical serialisation as the greates...

"We should have defended deeper!" “England let you down.” Roy Keane’s blunt assessment of England’s shortcomings against Mont...

"So wise so young, they say, do never live long." Plantagenet line-leader Richard the Third of England has confirmed his avai...

Nice, isn't it? NOW GET RUNNING An important moment in English football came and went this week. A day when the FA finally attempt...

David Bernstein kicks a ball at a child (presumably), yesterday As half of the universe was hanging on the future of potentially the mo...

'What competition?' Handing you over to a man who has obviously read the Magic Spongers blueprint - filing a piece months late - h...

"This is going to be a piece of piss." As the sky turned pitch black, the air grew heavy and the heavens opened, a deafening ch...

Roy Hodgson leans towards his deputy Sammy Lee, his face creased with tension, brow sticky, stomach uneasy: “Sammy, what the fuck do we do? ...

Since the end of December 2007, the only stock to have risen higher than Roy Hodgson’s is that of Tamiflu. And, given that the majority of u...