Magic Spongers

'Two plus two equals HARRY FOR ENGLAND' More bewildering news from the world of autobiographical serialisation as the greates...

"So wise so young, they say, do never live long." Plantagenet line-leader Richard the Third of England has confirmed his avai...

David Bernstein kicks a ball at a child (presumably), yesterday As half of the universe was hanging on the future of potentially the mo...

"How the hell did they find out about 'Bevington's Bollock Cabinet'?" At the moment, the English national football te...

Disappointed by this , Dan Forman imagined this [pours on fuel, lights match, stands back...]: Having had the appropriate time to consid...

We give up lads, you can have it The FA, who can always be relied upon to completely miss a trick, abjectly failed to take advantage of som...

You can’t hear it in the car park. You poke your head around the door to the club shop, but nothing. Through the sliding glass doors and in...

A man stands in a field, alone save for the deserted country road behind him and the rolling hills ahead. A dignified man, he looks around ...

"Just do what the fuck you want"  After a couple of weeks of nostalgia and pretending to be grown-ups, we thought it about time ...

“How did players such as Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Robinho and Roberto Carlos develop skills that set them apart from other players?”...