Magic Spongers

"I am quite good... HONESTLY." We welcome back Dan Forman (follow him @ dannyforman ) as he explains how, once upo...

"I'm not saying Italy are shit, but..." The national football team of Greece’s collective theme seems to be that of a s...

Lest we forget, yeah? Emerging from the hinterland of no expectations, Roy’s England squad appear somehow different from what we’d al...

OMG LOOK! A MAN HOLDING A FOOTBALL AT THE FOOTBALL! Hello there, I’m Adrian Chiles and not, as has been widely reported, a thumb, knee...

AaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH Every tournament has one, but just how deadly is ‘death’? The original ‘ grupo de la muerte ’ described Gr...

Jedward in Polish/Swedish nationality shocker The Danish physicist Niels Bohr once said: "Prediction is very difficult, especially...

In Semaphore, this roughly translates as "Enjoy sitting on the bench. Twat'" Makers of tiny British flags rejoiced into t...