Magic Spongers

"I'm not saying Italy are shit, but..." The national football team of Greece’s collective theme seems to be that of a s...

Lest we forget, yeah? Emerging from the hinterland of no expectations, Roy’s England squad appear somehow different from what we’d al...

OMG LOOK! A MAN HOLDING A FOOTBALL AT THE FOOTBALL! Hello there, I’m Adrian Chiles and not, as has been widely reported, a thumb, knee...

Jedward in Polish/Swedish nationality shocker The Danish physicist Niels Bohr once said: "Prediction is very difficult, especially...

"Park your bus on THIS" We welcome back the ever-excellent Rich Hall to kick off our Euro 2012 coverage. Expect cagey affair...

David Bernstein kicks a ball at a child (presumably), yesterday As half of the universe was hanging on the future of potentially the mo...

"I'm quite good you know." So here we are again. Another English qualifying campaign is set to come to a close and you could ...

"Frank Lampard never played for Milan... golden generation my arse."  * Disclaimer. Some or all of what follows may be completel...

'What time you getting back tonight mate?' In the aftermath of England’s World Cup exit, the Guardian opined that: “The tactics cre...

Partisan Alert : Fresh from banging his head against a wall for 48 hours, Rob has finally found the words to mouth off about Scotland'...