Magic Spongers

David Bernstein kicks a ball at a child (presumably), yesterday As half of the universe was hanging on the future of potentially the mo...

"How the hell did they find out about 'Bevington's Bollock Cabinet'?" At the moment, the English national football te...

'What competition?' Handing you over to a man who has obviously read the Magic Spongers blueprint - filing a piece months late - h...

We give up lads, you can have it The FA, who can always be relied upon to completely miss a trick, abjectly failed to take advantage of som...

"I'm quite good you know." So here we are again. Another English qualifying campaign is set to come to a close and you could ...

"Frank Lampard never played for Milan... golden generation my arse."  * Disclaimer. Some or all of what follows may be completel...

"Just do what the fuck you want"  After a couple of weeks of nostalgia and pretending to be grown-ups, we thought it about time ...

My attention has been drawn to the The Sun's latest back page offering and by jingo, it's a little belter. I'd just like to sa...

The FUTURE of England We’re up on the Mount again, get ready for the sermon everyone. We wouldn’t have had to do this if Gareth bloody Sout...

It’s unclear whether or not John Terry has ever read The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, but if he were to, perhaps he could superimpose th...

If this was supposed to be the warm up game in which England proved they were ready to surpass expectations this summer, it disappointed. It...

Full-time England fan Will Hodges explains that experience is the order of the day for Fabio Capello's provisional World Cup squad If Sv...